I have to say, I'm very disappointed. I was expecting Rage Against the Machine, not Yo-Yo Ma. Obama was supposed to show up dressed like Huggy Bear, with a hijab-wearing Michelle in tow. Jeremiah Wright was supposed to get up on stage and call on God to destroy America, while Bill Ayers flung IEDs into the gathered crowd. And, of course, his first act after being sworn in was supposed to be to disband all branches of the military and ask the UN to come in and organize our peaceful surrender to anybody and everybody who cares to accept it.
Oh, well. Maybe tomorrow.