You think just because you crawled out of the Georgia swamp . . . I don't care what you wear, what kind of car you drive, where you live, I'll always be a white man and you'll always be a nigger. You can call yourself "colored" or "person of color" or whatever you wanna call it, you're still a nigger. And now one of them wants to be President. Well, it's not gonna happen. McCain is gonna be.
--Crazy Old Man (paraphrased from memory), 4/11/2008