Back to Square One . . .

A while back, Hugo Chavez called George Bush the Devil.

I believed this issue had been cleared up after this press release from the National Association of Evangelicals . . .
"NAE theologians and scholars have conducted a thorough exegetical study of the biblical texts concerning the person, disposition, and earthy manifestations of Satan (Beelzebub, Lucifer, Prince of Darkness). They have incontrovertible concluded that, contrary to the assertion of Hugo Chavez, President Bush is not the Devil."
Unfortunately, the credibility of that determination is now called into question. You see, it seems that the author of the above statement, NAE President Ted Haggard, is . . .

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A GAY!!!

Now, we all know that the gays are Satan's proctologists, and it turns out that this proctologist is also a meth fiend. That makes it quite possible -- maybe even probable -- that his statement was a ruse, to throw us off the scent of his dark overlord. Or maybe just drug-induced babbling.
"I am a deceiver and a liar." --Ted Haggard
So, sorry to say, we're back to square one on the "Is Bush Satan?" issue. Watch this space for new developments.

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