In other news . . .
Turns out VP's office did steer no-bid contracts to Halliburton -- oh, wait, nobody's talking about that one, must be no story there.
Pentagon plans to do build its case against Iran the same way it built its case against Iraq -- bah, who cares, "everybody" "knows" they're a grave and imminent threat.
The only things keeping a single touchscreen machine from being programmed to throw off results for an entire county are security procedures which aren't being enforced -- but there's no reason to think anybody would ever try to fix an election. Yawn.
OMFG!!! AFTER 5 APPEARANCES BEFORE A GRAND JURY, KARL ROVE WON'T BE INDICTED FOR OBSTRUCTING A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION!!! This proves the administration is pure and blameless!
RUN THAT BABY!!!